DC Zelda
punkrats:

Worst wingman ever

punkrats:

Worst wingman ever

consultinggothdetective:

mrthorinton:

spectacularlyignorant:

weepingmanhattan:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

pockettimelord:

“you are not alone”

are you telling me Mary Poppins is a Time Lady because headcanon accepted

She owns a sonic umbrella.

not to mention her carpetbag is BIGGER ON THE INSIDE

what if she’s doctor’s last regeneration

I am fully prepared to go along with this.

  • How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
  • How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”