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turbochargedhysterics:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

turbochargedhysterics:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

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aang’s lucky he got kids after that

I heard that the book it was based off of had a major plot relevant spoiler that really prevents their relationship from being able to be interpreted as romantic Also apparently for Japanese audiences the trailer doesn’t come off as romantic for them

Ah, I see. Still, I’m disappoint lol

I’ll get over it. I’m not accusing them of being queerbaity, just heteronormative, but what isn’t… plus female friendships, cool cool, I’m down for that

Anonymous
People been pointing out that we shouldn't view this from a western perspective and that the Japanese audience this is intended might see it the trailer and just see two female friends expressing their love for each other, which it might be.

Um I’m honestly not qualified to make that kind of judgement as an eastern vs western POV of this movie but I do believe there are lesbians in Asia too and I’m sure they wouldn’t mind some rep too lol

Anonymous
But there's already talk that the movie is queerbaiting, which I disagree with especially considering how most ghilbi movies don't really deal with the possible romantic aspect of the relationships between their characters. Idk if I expect this

Film to be any different in that regard. There’s a really good Miyazaki quote about it that I can’t remember… We so readily equate love with only blood relatives and romance. Like I think this is going to be a good movie about two women who find each other and love each other. I hate thinking of it as “they’re just friends.”

No, I get that, female friendships are so important, and save Howl’s Moving Castle, almost all the female/male relationships are left very ambiguous in terms of romance in SG films, so there’s no reason why a f/f relationship should be exempt from experiencing that particular treatment. Imo it is NOT queerbaiting, queerbaiting implies that the creators made the characters ambiguously gay with a wink and a nudge to trick shippers and fans to see their products while refusing to follow through so as to not anger their more conservative base, which idt SG would do as one of their strongest themes is as you said about the importance of platonic love.

On the other hand, it is important to understand that in terms of visibility, f/f romantic relationships are incredibly less represented that even f/f friendships, which are too not very much seen. So while I understand the point that SG makes, that strong platonic relationships deserve to be respected and seen as on par in terms of strength as familial or romantic bonds, that doesn’t change the fact that really, f/f romantic and sexual relationships deserve and need waaaaay more representation, and saying that doesn’t take away from the importance and significance of a f/f platonic friendship. It’s just about representation, and rn, f/f romances are incredibly poorly represented, hence our disappointment and frustration that WMWH isn’t that kind of movie, yk? Especially for queer ladies who are starved for rep.

Anonymous
I really don't want to come across as a debbie downer, but a lot of people on tumblr have been misinterpreting the When Marnie Was There trailer as a film about a lesbian romance but unfortunately according to recent reviews that have come out in the past couple of days the film is actually just a strong platonic female friendship film.

omfg really? dammit! I was SURE they were going to do the no homo just homies copout too until I saw them yelling at each other that they loved each other and like 4 shots of them handholding… I should have known! Foiled AGAIN by heteronormativity!!!

Like, I’ll still watch the shit out of it and love it bc hell yeah fuck yeah ladies, hell yeah FUCK yeah lady friendships, but shit, I would give my right hand for some more good lady love lesbians stories!

Anonymous
Lesbians! Ghilbi lesbians! I don't understand why I'm so excited but I am!

I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHY YOU’RE SO EXCITED, AND CAN I JUST SAY, ME TOO.

LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!! GHIBLI!! LES-BI-ANS!!!!!!!!!!!