Ballet vs Circus




Every time I see this, it makes me happy. 


Avengers: Age of Ultron SDCC Promo Poster by Ryan Meinerding, Andy Park & Charlie Wen

  • Announcer: TONIGHT, on Kitchen Nightmares--
  • Fury: This is a motherfucking disgrace!
  • Announcer: Nick Fury faces an owner who won't take no for an answer--
  • Stark: It's MY name on the side of the building, it's MY menu, it's MY decision, and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves!
  • Announcer: A head chef who's stuck in the past--
  • Rogers: I think the food is good. We've always cooked it like this.
  • Fury: It's like eating something from the 1930s!
  • Announcer: And a kitchen staff--
  • Barton: Aww, pasta, no.
  • Announcer: That you just--
  • Romanoff: [rapid shots of Romanoff staring down the camera from every part of the restaurant]
  • Announcer: Won't--
  • Thor: ANOTHER!
  • Announcer: Believe.
  • Banner: [in interview] It's, uh. It's a time bomb.
  • [aggressive surf music]

"And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth’s mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born—to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand! Through the years, their roster has prospered, changing many times, their glory has never been denied! Heed the call, then—for now, the Avengers Assemble!"

For better or worse, Tony Stark has devised a plan that won’t require him to put on the Iron Man suit anymore, and should allow Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Hulk to get some much needed R&R as well. His solution is Ultron, self-aware, self-teaching, artificial intelligence designed to help assess threats, and direct Stark’s Iron Legion of drones to battle evildoers instead.
The only problem? Ultron lacks the human touch, and his superior intellect quickly determines that life on Earth would go a lot smoother if he just got rid of Public Enemy No. 1: Human beings.
AVENGERS 2: AGE OF ULTRON plot details (x)